December 2008
23 posts
Last Tumblr of 2008
2009 is approaching?! But I still need to drop all my bad habits and become the uber human Jesus intended me to be. Was it Jesus? Or was it some one called Dave?
Anyway I have high hopes for next year, mainly because if things stayed the same it would miserable. So I have high hopes.
If you believe what Prince Charles said at the World Energy Summitthis year about the world having less than 10...
Recipe for Mischief no.1
darkhorsedan:
Here is a list of things you will need:
A camera (preferably digital – it will save time and money on prints)
Paintshop pro, photoshop or some other adequate photo and picture editing software
Access to a printer and/or photocopier
Stapler or perhaps a hammer and nails
A neighbourhood cat
Ridiculous levels of persistence and a juvenile sense of humour
Instructions:
First go out into...
nevver:
Santa Claus is Coming to Town / Irwin...
Has anybody even watched a single minute of Knight...
(via niki)
Yeah, I have. It was the bit where the car jumped over something. A lorry or some kind of truck I believe.
I'm Old
I haven’t done tumblr in awhile so I’m going to write a load of bollocks now, even though I’ve just got in from work and it’s half 2 in the morning.
I went to gig with friends earlier this month, it was in a church. I know what you’re thinking (who ever you are) but this wasn’t some old God-rock affair, it was a legitimate gig. My friend said that this band The...
“Fun fact: do you know in Russian [TVs are] called televisors? Space age.”
– Above the fold
Space age indeed. I shall adopt this immediately.
I also like the way the French do this. You know, rather than commit the unspeakable sin of adopting the Anglo-American, the way they’ll come up with things like magnetophone (tape recorder) and the sublime magnetoscope (VCR).
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The Airborne Toxic Event, Missy
I wish laughter was the best medicine.
Flu
I hate being ill, it sickens me. Nothing to do but suck in and blow out pointless bodily fluids. I remember being back at school. I liked being ill, I even pretended to be ill occasionally. I got to bring my covers down stairs so I could be snuggly on the sofa, watching videos. Now it just gets in the way and ruins everything.
Adam and Joe had a great sketch about being ill, one goes to complete...
The Winter Palace
errorgorilla:
Most people know more as they get older: I give all that the cold shoulder.
I spent my second quarter-century Losing what I had learnt at university And refusing to take in what had happened since. Now I know none of the names in the public prints,
And am starting to give offence by forgetting faces And swearing I’ve never been in certain places.
It will be worth it, if in the...
Cake, When You Sleep
Tired
Girls
A few days ago a work colleague asked me who the most beautiful woman I’d ever seen was. I said I didn’t know, I see pretty girls every day but I’ve never labeled one as the most beautiful because tomorrow I may see a prettier one and that I find different women appealing for different reasons. At first I thought this was a reasonable answer but then I thought it was terribly...
