2009 is approaching?! But I still need to drop all my bad habits and become the uber human Jesus intended me to be. Was it Jesus? Or was it some one called Dave?
Anyway I have high hopes for next year, mainly because if things stayed the same it would miserable. So I have high hopes.
If you believe what Prince Charles said at the World Energy Summitthis year about the world having less than 10 years to reverse all those green house gases you’d be miserable wouldn’t you? Apparently he addressed the summit in hologram form, all the cool things and people you could have gotten in hologram form and they get Prince Charles. Apparently people gasped when he vanished, they probably gasped when he appeared too. In fact I’d wager these people gasp at puppies.
Also according to Catholic Planet a nuclear bomb will hit New York in 2010. That’s pretty miserable isn’t it? But at least the nuclear world war will distract us from remembering to turn the TV off stand by. (I love this Ronald L. Conte Jnr guy, he sounds like blast).
What about the bees? They’re dead? Are we now dead?. That’s pretty miserable isn’t it? Maybe they’re just on vacation and there is no disease. I think it’s just a publicity stunt, they’ll have a come back in a few years and go on tour or something.
Oh yeah the recession… That’s definately misserable, you’d definately be unhappy if you were poor.
Like I said high hopes. I mean at least I’ll have the X-Factor! Making me stupid and numbing my brain so I’ll feel no pain.