CULTsha-sha

What the hell is all this? And why should I care? Life the universe and tea - this is my CULTsha-sha.

The cat's name is Eddie, touch his ears, tail, head, above his head, belly and below his paw if you want to play with him.

Yeah he's kinda cute, but he's a mean drunk.

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  1. Career Plan

    Firstly I’ll look for a job with my eyes.

    When a job has been spotted I shall approach it quickly, but tentatively - as not to scare it away.

    When I am near enough I will call out; “I am free for employment, employee me please!”

    With any luck I won’t be drunk or hungover, so my words won’t be slurred or spoken in a irritable high pitch.

    Once I start my job I will be instantly dissatisfied with it and yearn to do something else.

    So - I’ll go out and look for another job with my eyes and the whole process will repeat until I fucking die. Hopefully of boredom or alcohol abuse.

    Both are fun.