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This is the image, a map of USDA plant hardness zones in...

Fri, 09 Oct 2009 14:41:55 -0400

This is the image, a map of USDA plant hardness zones in Missouri.

I thought it would be better than that. What the hells a plant hardness zone? Are the plants in these zones stronger; more thuggish? What’s the connection? I’d read the website and find out but I should apply for more weird jobs… Maybe I could work with hard plants! They could teach me to be strong and possess edge!

People love edge, it’s what separates us from the spheres.

Top Shelf!

Fri, 09 Oct 2009 14:28:00 -0400

I am blah. Filling my days with job applications. I do a few, some I work hard on, others I do not. Then I feel satisfied with myself and I procrastinate for awhile, sometimes an hour, sometimes two. Then I’ll be hit with a rush of dread, I see all the horrible things that are going to happen because I’ll never get a job and I realise that I’m applying for all the wrong kinds of jobs, jobs I don’t have a hope in hell’s fire of getting. In my panicking state I hurriedly apply for more weird jobs that I’ll never get. I need help.

I have a job interview at Topshop on Sunday, christmas temp. I went to university because I didn’t want to work in retail all my life. Now I have a good degree from one of the most prestigious media schools in the country, I’m going to be 27 soon and I am working temporarily at Topshop.

I only have myself to blame, I mean “really” I went to university to avoid reality. Now I’ve been bitch-slapped by reality and sir; I can assure you; reality slaps like a bitch.

So my cultshasha is a poor cultshasha, I will google poor culture and post the first image that pops up.

If you haven’t guessed I’m in my procrastination phase right now.

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Fri, 09 Oct 2009 13:54:50 -0400

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Fri, 09 Oct 2009 13:54:32 -0400

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Everyone read this; it's hilarious.

Fri, 09 Oct 2009 13:16:04 -0400

Everyone read this; it's hilarious.

I saw this on facebook; these banners are truly ridiculous,...

Sat, 03 Oct 2009 05:16:09 -0400

I saw this on facebook; these banners are truly ridiculous, imagine the tragedy of actually winning this prize. My Girlfriend said you can buy everything you need from Primark for £50 and she’s right! You’d have £2950’s worth of useless gift voucher.

Imagine clearing out your basement and finding a £50 Our Price gift voucher. Times that feeling by 60 (maybe a 100) and you’ll arrive at the correct level of depression.

This is Weird

Wed, 02 Sep 2009 10:42:36 -0400

This is Weird

Film Trailers

Mon, 17 Aug 2009 13:39:15 -0400

I LOVE film trailers! I think I prefer them to actual films. Peter Jacksons new adaptation The Loverly Bones looks shit. The trailer I mean. The film might, probably, could be good.

I think I want to make films just so I can make a trailer to accompany it. First you need to create a bit tension… “What’s that?” Then you create some intrigue… “What’s happening?” Then a joke… “That’s not a ghost, it’s my mother”. Then a snip of a chase sequence… “RUUUNN!” Throw in a glimpse of the money shot (some big special effect)… “Oh my GOD!” Then fade out with a final hook to get them nice and hooked… “Oh no, my mother IS a ghost!”.

Fantastic.

New Blog

Sun, 09 Aug 2009 12:18:58 -0400

Just testing out a keyboard for the Playstation 3! I wonder how many characters I can use before it runs out of space. lets seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Ok so it goes on forever. This might get me tumbling again, haven’t written anything for ages and when I did it was crap. My desire to write anything overided my commen sense so I wrote things of no value or logic. Now I’m off to do mre productive things.

“a short animated film by brian allen carroll. this is a...

Tue, 28 Jul 2009 05:35:12 -0400

“a short animated film by brian allen carroll. this is a homage to german animator oskar fischinger, set to the classical piece “danse macabre” by saint-saens.” The dude who posted this on Youtube

I love Caroline Quentin.

Tue, 28 Jul 2009 05:29:00 -0400

I love Caroline Quentin.

I got fired... (made redundant sort of, but actually fired)

Tue, 28 Jul 2009 04:54:00 -0400

Ripley’s management have bestowed a great gift on to me. The gift of freedom. They got a team leader I liked to tell me I was out on my arse in the nicest possible way. They’re paying me a month’s wages from yesterday plus any untaken holiday money, they also said they’d give me an amazing reference. I don’t really trust them and wouldn’t be surprised if “complications” with my “pay” arise by the end of the month.

I feel good but incredibly scarred. My girlfriend thinks it’s good because now I can work on getting a new job, I unfortunately don’t have as much confidence in myself and I keep running through the worst case scenarios. When my girlfriend reads this she will get angry and shout “THAT’S EXACTLY THE KIND OF ATTITUDE THAT WILL GET YOU INTO THE WORST CASE SCENARIO, GET CONFIDENT STUPID!” And she’d be right.

I have mixed emotions about the whole thing… I gotta get productive, I gotta get confident, I gotta get out there! I’m going to look at myself in the mirror and say in a loud clear voice “I am He-Man, Master of the Universe (MU), I am in control, I am in control”

I’ll do all that shit tomorrow, for now I’m going to enjoy my day off and watch my recently purchased Jonathan Creek DVD boxset! YAY!

SING THE THEME TUNE: Derrr De Derrr De Derrr De Derrr De Der De Der De Der De Derrr? I lost it…

thegrammarnazi: indieandyy: theduty: LOL. Way to prove humans...

Tue, 28 Jul 2009 04:34:57 -0400

thegrammarnazi:

indieandyy:

theduty: LOL.

Way to prove humans wrong, kitty!

Video

Tue, 28 Jul 2009 04:15:29 -0400

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Mon, 20 Jul 2009 18:02:09 -0400

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smartblonde: Pug boss doesn’t care that it’s Monday morning and...

Mon, 20 Jul 2009 17:52:57 -0400

smartblonde:

Pug boss doesn’t care that it’s Monday morning and you’re tired.

nevver: Bus

Mon, 20 Jul 2009 17:45:40 -0400

nevver:

Bus

randomonium: THE LITTLE GOOGLE MAPS MAN IS A SPACE MAN...

Mon, 20 Jul 2009 13:21:47 -0400

randomonium:

THE LITTLE GOOGLE MAPS MAN IS A SPACE MAN TODAY!

THE LITTLE GOOGLE MAPS MAN IS A SPACE MAN TODAY!

THE LITTLE GOOGLE MAPS MAN IS A SPACE MAN TODAY!

FUCK YEAH! SPACE!

UK Pavilion Word Expo

Mon, 20 Jul 2009 13:15:26 -0400

I said that the UK Pavilion at the 2010 Shanghi World Expo was shite. My girlfriend argued that this was not the case and accused me of not actually reading about it, which was true.

Now that I have read about it… it’s actually pretty cool I guess.

Although… seeds? Come on that’s a little boring isn’t it? Alright I’ll shut up.

applearts: yellowblog: andi-b: noriyoshi: こちらスnya～ク

Mon, 20 Jul 2009 13:07:37 -0400

applearts:

yellowblog:

andi-b:

noriyoshi:

こちらスnya～ク